If expressed as a mathematical formula or equation would be like this.

Let X = Monday, Let Y = Tuesday and Y = Today.

x + I/2 Y = 3Z

OR Monday was 3 times better than today and yesterday was half as horrible

OR

Summat.

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Box curry for tea.

In other news

A girl pushed her way through the crowd today to get to the turnstiles ahead of the queue, she was pretty and very slim and was wearing lovely boots and a nice coat EXCEPT that it had this weird pleated bit at the back and a band across it as a fashion thingy, but she had a fat arse so instead of hanging in elegant pleats that bit of her coat bunched up and stuck out like a weird rosette. I am not normally bitchy, but it made me happy for some reason.

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